Woah, interesting lunch break. I always go home for lunch because a) it saves money 2) it's healthier and c) I live 10 minutes from work! My coworker asked me to run by Subway to get her a sandwich on my way back. Sure I will :) So I go in and there's like 2 people in there eating and 2 people in line. So I tell the lady what I want and then I hear (pardon the language as it was not me speaking) "I ain't payin no $8 for no mutha f**kin' sandwich!!!" I'm like woah. I look over and this guy is raising hell in this Subway and I am like, oh great... now, he might shoot this place up! (That is my wonderful anxiety and nerves). I hear the cashier explaining that a Double Stack (never heard of it) isn't on the $5 foot long menu. The guy is all "Well the sign says $5 foot long, all day, every day!" The lady (so kindly) says "Sir at the bottom it says in fine print "Double Stacks are not included!" Now I understand how much FINE PRINT sucks!! But come on, it is not necessary to go all crazy/mental on the cashier like it's her fault. So he asks to see the manager. By the way PROPS to the cashier. She really handled it super well! So he sits down in a booth to wait on the manager. He's sitting right behind me and I am telling them what I need on my sandwich and I hear (loud) "They better refund my money before I go F**kin' crazy up in here!" I am like OK, it's time for me to go. So I am rushing trying to finish my order, pay and get outta there. In the mean time, he is sitting back there mumbling something along the lines of, "I am getting out of my car and looking at the sign that says '$5 foot long' and I just come in and order, I ain't payin' attention to no FINE PRINT!" (like anyone cares) I am like who is he talking to, me? SO I turn around and his hands are in the air moving around and he is raising all hell, talking to no one specific!! I am like DUDE, calm down. But of course I don't say a word, I just hurry out of that place. Not good for business! Oh well, I made it out safe. And for Subway's sake, I hope they just refunded the lunatic his $8.
PS- I am very aware of the overuse of the word "like" in this post (and all other posts). I don't know what has gotten into me today (these days)!