Thursday, June 25, 2009

FABULOUS!

And true!

APPLES and WINE!

Women are like apples on a tree! The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. So instead, they just take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to get... The apples at the top of the tree think there's something wrong with them, when, in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along - one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Men, on the other hand, are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes... and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

This made me giggle and I thought I would share!! Perfect for all of my single friends out there! This is so so true!!

20 comments:

alyssa said...

so funny! and we have to keep stompin' them after we get married! ha

The Pink Chick said...

He he he! I love this! So funny!

~Mrs. Guru~ said...

too cute!

Blue-Eyed Bride said...

hee hee! so cute!

LuLu said...

Couldn't have said it better myself!

The Reality of Happily Ever After said...

LOL!! I have a notepad that says that last part at the top of it... D rolls his eyes every time I remind him of it :)

Tracy's Porch said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning. That was great!

USCEmily said...

Haha- I love this!!

TexasLauren77 said...

could you just periodically re-post this every few months so I'll read it and remember I'm at the top of the tree??!?? :)

thanks for posting!

morewineplease said...

Love it!

midnight macaroons said...

You are too funny! How's married life over in Georgia? Stopped by and saw your new prego clothes. Very cute and chic. You're absolutely adorable.Can't wait to see your little princess. Before you know it she'll be here. Hope all is well.

Gwen said...

LOL!!! Yes...very true. :) XOXO

a H.I.T. said...

Very cute.

Tara Gibson said...

so funny! so true!!

Miss E said...

Oh I love it! So funny (and true)!

Wearing Mascara said...

hahahaha love this!

Naturally Caffeinated Family said...

hahahaha!!

Krystyn said...

That's a good one.

Kappa Prep said...

This is just great and uplifting too! Thank you for sharing it!!

Erin said...

ha ha ah! Fantastic!