APPLES and WINE!
Women are like apples on a tree! The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of falling and getting hurt. So instead, they just take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to get... The apples at the top of the tree think there's something wrong with them, when, in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along - one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Men, on the other hand, are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes... and it's up to women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
This made me giggle and I thought I would share!! Perfect for all of my single friends out there! This is so so true!!
Thursday, June 25, 2009